Mike Doherty's definitions

linoleum

A slick surface material used for the flooring of many rooms, most notably bathrooms and kitchens.

"Linoleum clearly doesn't mean a breakdancing surface"

by Mike Doherty September 16, 2005

world peace

1)Improbable
2)To be used to pacify, or otherwise delude for the purposes of non-resistance, the tempermant of a middle class American.

"We shall acheive world peace" -Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

by Mike Doherty September 16, 2005