Mike Danger Williams's definitions

Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.

Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.

by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018

Jwjzh

To move someone or something in a smooth fashion.

"Ow, gimmie a hand to jwjzh this patient up the bed would you love? "
"Can't babe, I just knackered my back jwjzhing someone else"
"You gotta do your manuals handling proper darl"

by Mike Danger Williams August 30, 2019

Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.

"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"

by Mike Danger Williams December 23, 2017