Definitions by Mike Chuich

curtain climber 

kids

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?

curtain climber by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003

Hoop Jack 

A redneck guy who wears one of those long jackets the the guys from the wild, wild west used to wear that seem to be popular amongst the country music listeners

Man, that hoop jack is bangin that hottie

Hoop Jack by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003