gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 07, 2005

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

flopcock

1. a small penis
2. more appropriately any guy named Bill's penis

Bill whipped out his flopcock on sarah.

by Mike March 30, 2005

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

Twink

A smooth-bodied, almost pre-pubescent looking young gay male. From "twinkie" (as in Hostess twinkie)- soft and full of cream.

That twink is young, dumb and full of cum...and I want him NOW!

by mike May 22, 2003

pussass

A combination of pussy and ass; used to express someone as being weak or "soft"

Shut up, you pussass bitch!

by mike March 27, 2003

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004