Mike's definitions

chavvie

Greenock (west Scotland) equivalant of "radge".

a wee baw bag cunt with his trackies tucked into luminous footie socks.

by mike November 28, 2003

cheeseburger

something that does not exist.

where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003

headinthesand

you, it, everything.

hey headinthesand, what's up.
nothing.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003

Bizzlenatch

another word for bitch

yo bizzlenatch get me some water

by Mike November 29, 2003

Meow Meow Snatch

A fart from the vagina. See queef

was that a fart or a queef?

by mike November 29, 2003

Womb Raider

One who has a relationship with a significantly youger individual.

Smithy: hey man, i shouldn't let Johnny go near your daughter anymore.

John: why's that ?

Smithy: he's turned to a cradle snatcher, apparantly been doin the rounds at the local high school.

by mike November 29, 2003

Sheet

A welshmans pronunciation of shit. Often herd at many a sporting event when they get their asses whooped.

It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.

we're playing Gary Speed and Mark Delaney at centre back, against the likes of Del Piero, Vieri, Montella, Totti, Inzaghi...

sheet...

by mike November 29, 2003