Mika's definitions

Nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.

That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!

by mika July 16, 2004

Chike

power of God

He was bestowed with Chike from the day of his birth.

by Mika September 11, 2003

stratovarius

One of the best modern power metal bands in existance today, comprising of Timo Tolkki on guitar, Jari Kainulainen on bass guitar, Timo Kotipelto on vocals, Jörg Michael on drums, and Jens Johansson on keyboards.

Despite the many difficulties they've experienced since 2003 and early 2004, there is still a glimmer of hope for all the true fans of Stratovarius that a new album will be released in 2005 or so.

Some of their previous work includes:

Fright Night (1989)
Twilight Time (1992)
Dreamspace (1994)
Fourth Dimension (1995)
Episode (1996)
Visions (1997)
Destiny (1998)
Infinite (2000)
Elements - Part One (2003)
Elements - Part Two (2003)

# "Let's press more money... Don't worry about the inflation... We've got to have more weapons to carry on..." #

-Fourth Reich (from Dreamspace)

by Mika August 3, 2004

cockblock

A pramface. Or generally a rough slag.

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen - cockblocks, both of 'em.

by Mika October 20, 2003

fuckbunnies

This term was created during a late night wallnut cracking session. It is most commonly used by someone looking for a harsh but cute exclamation.

*crash*
Oh fuckbunnies! I dropped Uncle Mack's Urn...again...

by Mika June 28, 2004

RCM

An abbreviation for Robotic Crack Monkey

Tch... you fuggin RCM!

by Mika December 10, 2003

mcdonalds

Granted, the food is absolute shit... But it's still GOOD shit! Maaan, gotta love them double cheeseburgers...

I eat McDonald's all the time, yet I haven't ended up all fat-fat-fattie like the obese American and British fuckers. Suck aWn that, fat-asses!

by Mika June 18, 2004