Definitions by Mien Kampf-the revised version

Cakeup 

Cake-makeup aka a thick layer of makeup

Inner Dialougue:

- I wonder how Olympians' skin always seems to look good.
-Maybe it's because exercise balances their hormones (?? ).

-Well, they are probably wearing a thick layer of cakeup though.

Cakeup by Mien Kampf-the revised version August 10, 2016

How about no

A response of disapproval given after someone suggests something that you absolutely don't want to do or don't agree with

Me: What do you want to do over break?
Abbie: How about we go skydiving without parachutes?
Me: How about no?

How about no by Mien Kampf-the revised version June 21, 2016

Dragon Breath 

Bad breath

"Hey Sara, *whisper whisper whisper*..."
"Dude, you have dragon breath. Here, want some gum?"

Dragon Breath by Mien Kampf-the revised version March 3, 2016

Ripe pear 

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight?
Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

Ripe pear by Mien Kampf-the revised version September 2, 2015

myspace 

An ancient remnant of social media from the 2000's that died off by natural selection.

"Lol remember when there was myspace?"
"Barely."

myspace by Mien Kampf-the revised version December 30, 2014