myspace

An ancient remnant of social media from the 2000's that died off by natural selection.

"Lol remember when there was myspace?"
"Barely."

by Mien Kampf-the revised version December 30, 2014

Dragon Breath

Bad breath

"Hey Sara, *whisper whisper whisper*..."
"Dude, you have dragon breath. Here, want some gum?"

by Mien Kampf-the revised version March 03, 2016

Ripe pear

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight?
Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version September 02, 2015

How about no

A response of disapproval given after someone suggests something that you absolutely don't want to do or don't agree with

Me: What do you want to do over break?
Abbie: How about we go skydiving without parachutes?
Me: How about no?

by Mien Kampf-the revised version June 21, 2016

Cakeup

Cake-makeup aka a thick layer of makeup

Inner Dialougue:

- I wonder how Olympians' skin always seems to look good.
-Maybe it's because exercise balances their hormones (?? ).

-Well, they are probably wearing a thick layer of cakeup though.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version August 10, 2016