Definitions by MicrosoftMurder

MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

MorningWood by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

YaWhore

A chat client, also known as Yahoo Messenger that's used by many people, in all different countries around the world. Back to the definition, a "YaWhore" is an annoying person, typically female, whom has online boyfriends and cheats on them with each other.

You're a YaWhore, just face it dude!

YaWhore by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

ub3r 

A way to be excited, like n00bs R

w00t! i r ub3r 1337! (woot, i'm uberly elite)

ub3r by MicrosoftMurder October 14, 2003