A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.
by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007
Yellow, disc-shaped deposits of frozen dog piss that accumulate on porches and decks during the winter months.
Since it was his idea to get a dog, Dale is responsible for removing the lemon ice that forms when Rover pees on the front porch.
by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007
The white, powdery substance that is released upon striking a cocaine addict in the nose with one's fist.
"Dude, if you punched my dad in the face, there'd be enough nasal snow for a couple good lines. He's such a coke head."
by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007
Nearly every 20-dollar bill in Las Vegas has cocaine residue on it. This is because they have been used to pay for coke and/or rolled into a sugar straw.
by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007
Tyron accused Grady of stealing his bitch. One grabbed her feet, and the other grabbed her by the hair. A tug-o-whore ensued.
by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007