Definitions by Mick McKormick

ass noodles

Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.

A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.

ass noodles by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

tug-o-whore 

Two pimps fighting over a ho.

Tyron accused Grady of stealing his bitch. One grabbed her feet, and the other grabbed her by the hair. A tug-o-whore ensued.

tug-o-whore by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

lemon ice 

Yellow, disc-shaped deposits of frozen dog piss that accumulate on porches and decks during the winter months.

Since it was his idea to get a dog, Dale is responsible for removing the lemon ice that forms when Rover pees on the front porch.

lemon ice by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

nasal snow 

The white, powdery substance that is released upon striking a cocaine addict in the nose with one's fist.

"Dude, if you punched my dad in the face, there'd be enough nasal snow for a couple good lines. He's such a coke head."

nasal snow by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

sugar straw 

Rolled-up dollar bill with telltale white coke residue.

Nearly every 20-dollar bill in Las Vegas has cocaine residue on it. This is because they have been used to pay for coke and/or rolled into a sugar straw.

sugar straw by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007