Michigan Blows's definitions

Michigan

Sucks. Ohio's bitch. (See '07 Pistons, Tigers, Football and Basketball Wolverines, even lost wrestling in '08.) Crappy football team, ugly-ass uniforms. It's no accident that Hell is in Michigan. It's really redundant, when you think about it.

O-H I-O. "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan, weeeeeeeeeee're from OHIO!"

by Michigan Blows March 7, 2008