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Definitions by Michael Jinglebells

To stick your phone up someone's butt crack.
I phondled Daniel on the football field.
Phondle by Michael Jinglebells December 25, 2024
Nicole: "I made some broccoli but you might want to salt it."

David: "I'm ok, I'll just sals it."
Sals it by Michael Jinglebells October 29, 2021

Nogged Up 

To be so full of creamy holiday eggnog cheer and goodness you'll do anything......anything.
Josiah stocked up on eggnog to get nogged up in the summer.

Johnmark nogged up the FDA to approve drinking eggnog year round.

I nogged up Michael to help with my taxes.
Nogged Up by Michael Jinglebells December 30, 2019