Michael Hayes's definitions

Bluegrass Barn

A place to go and enjoy the sight of skanks, whores, and other beast telling stories about one of their baby's daddy's trailor blowing away in a tornado. Random outbreaks of verbal violence can be expected from Koe.

Welcome to the Bluegrass Barn! Where we put the FU back in Fun.

by Michael Hayes July 24, 2008

Lactic Suicide

An act of intentionally killing oneself with milk.

Travis committed lactic suicide because he couldn't afford an Xbox.

by Michael Hayes July 16, 2008

Suicidaphobia

The fear of intentionally killing oneself.

Johnnys suicidaphobia kept him standing on the buildings ledge for hours before he finally threw himself to the mercy of God.

by Michael Hayes July 16, 2008

Passive Suicide

An act of intentionally killing oneself without active effort.

Travis committed passive suicide by not taking his life-saving medicine.

by Michael Hayes July 12, 2008