Michael Fatfood's definitions

lingel

A large but premeditated 'whitey'

I've drunk loads, just had a cheeky lingel

by Michael Fatfood January 11, 2007

Cajepoot

A scantily dressed old man with one leg, who roams the streets after dark. A cajepoot finds salvation in raping old war veterans. His weapon of choice? space hopper

Shit get inside, here comes the local cajepoot.

by Michael Fatfood January 11, 2007