Definitions by Michael Fatfood

lingel 

A large but premeditated 'whitey'

I've drunk loads, just had a cheeky lingel

lingel by Michael Fatfood January 11, 2007

Cajepoot 

A scantily dressed old man with one leg, who roams the streets after dark. A cajepoot finds salvation in raping old war veterans. His weapon of choice? space hopper

Shit get inside, here comes the local cajepoot.

Cajepoot by Michael Fatfood January 11, 2007