Michael Behnke's definitions

lester

A lester is a person who molests or has been accused of being a molester. Generally used to describe a creepy person or a person believed to be thinking inpure thoughts about you/your friends.

"Dude, look at that guy. Hes a total lester."

by Michael Behnke May 16, 2005

Sink the pink

To have sexual intercourse with a virgin, and to pop her cherry.

Damn fool, she is fine! You gunna sink her pink tonight or what?

by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005

Fat Lops

Fat people who are lathargic, and often have trouble making simple movements. Matching shoes is also a problem because they often cant see their feet.

Damn, look at those girls run, its taking them forever. Bunch o'fat lops.

by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005