Michael's definitions
basically means someone who is big and hariy and particularly ugly. They remind you of a beast so much that you would not be surprised if a knight rode in to slay them.
by Michael April 19, 2005
 Get the behirmug.
Get the behirmug. A band who incorporates a wide range of genres into their music such as rock, hip-hop, and electronica.  They have sold millions of records worldwide and had jusr recently gone diamond on their hit album "Hybrid Theory".
by Michael May 8, 2005
 Get the Linkin Park.mug.
Get the Linkin Park.mug. by Michael October 16, 2005
 Get the vagillamug.
Get the vagillamug. by Michael November 27, 2003
 Get the S!mug.
Get the S!mug. (n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.
Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"
"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."
"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."
by Michael May 18, 2005
 Get the Fatty Lumpkinsmug.
Get the Fatty Lumpkinsmug. 
