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procrastifuck

vulgar verb

verb: procrastifuck; 3rd person present: procrastifucks; past tense: procrastifucked; past participle: procrastifucked; gerund or present participle: procrastifucking

to procrastinate task(s) with sexual activity; put off doing something with fucking.

Origin

early 21th century: portmanteau of procrastinate and fuck.

I procrastifucked last Friday evening with my girlfriend, and didn't get any work done.

by Meyer Lemon September 26, 2017