Metal Master's definitions

Roadie

Person who sets up band equipment, tunes up guitars, is sometimes paid from the band, and who always pisses and moans about his bad back.

"Our roadie is always moaning about his bad back!"

by Metal Master September 29, 2005

Chavhunter

A person who either hunts in packs or alone, and destroys Chavs. Sometimes called the Van Helsing of the Metal/Rocker/Goth/Mosher/Punk society, a person who is much better than the police as being the final/only solution to the Chav Problem

Chav 1: I've heard the Chavhunter comes here, I'm on my own so I can't look tough.
Chavhunter (in the shadows): don't move, scream out or Breathe, you're going to die!

by Metal Master September 30, 2005

Orc

someone uncivilised or genrally annoying, usually atributed to londoners

Don't go to london, that city is full of orcs

by Metal Master January 3, 2016

Mosh Pit

Formed by Metalheads/Rockers/Moshers/Punks as a form of dance and can (sometimes) be used as a highly effective death sentence for Chavs

Metalhead at concert: Mosh Pit!

by Metal Master October 4, 2005

Brotherhood of Metal

An ancient religion set up by Metalheads/Moshers/Rockers/Goths that has very fine layers that must be respected, can als be called the Sisterhood of Metal for female members, the layers/ranks are as follows:

Air Guitarist
Preacher of Metal
Priest of Metal
Psyker of Metal
Metal Seer Council Member
Prophet of Metal
Representitive of Seers
God of Metal
The Brotherhood of Metal also has it's own army, that being
Soldier of Metal
Chavhunter
Commander
Judge of Metal (Not to be confused as a person who decides what Metal bands are good/bad, but a person who can issue a Mosh Pit Death sentence to a Chav scumbag

me: I'm a member of the Brotherhood of Metal.
Friend: a good and well respected religion then.

by Metal Master September 27, 2005

St Helens

The best team in the Superleague, nobody can beat St Helens!!

St Helens just won the Powergen Cup Final, a score of 42-12. Next Stop: The Superleage Grand Final! COME ON YOU SAINTS!!

by Metal Master August 26, 2006