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KFC

A horrible place to work, I know, I once worked there, you can get food poisoning from the chicken they serve, the secret ingredients are flour, something that looks almost like garden herbs and salt (Not exactly secret when you've got all, if not two of the ingredients at home and readily alavilble) a place that makes Nazi Germany look like a tourist destination. I was sacked because I refused to serve out of date food to customers, (we had a new boss who was Satan who had managed to posses a human body that wanted the old food shifting, the more simple idea would be to dispose of the chicken in the bins at the back) do yourself a favour, don't work at KFC
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken

KFC Manager: Can you please serve the customers the out of date Chicken?
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!

by Metal Master October 10, 2005

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Sisterhood of Metal

The Sisterhood of Metal is the greatly accepted female version of the Brotherhood of Metal it's ranks are exactly the same as the Brotherhood of Metal, but with some having slight differences because of gender. An example of this would be Priestess of Metal instead of Priest of Metal.

I am a member of the Sisterhood of Metal, which is connected with the Brotherhood of Metal

by Metal Master January 11, 2006

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Chavhunter

A person who either hunts in packs or alone, and destroys Chavs. Sometimes called the Van Helsing of the Metal/Rocker/Goth/Mosher/Punk society, a person who is much better than the police as being the final/only solution to the Chav Problem

Chav 1: I've heard the Chavhunter comes here, I'm on my own so I can't look tough.
Chavhunter (in the shadows): don't move, scream out or Breathe, you're going to die!

by Metal Master September 30, 2005

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