Metal Master's definitions

St Helens

The best team in the Superleague, nobody can beat St Helens!!

St Helens just won the Powergen Cup Final, a score of 42-12. Next Stop: The Superleage Grand Final! COME ON YOU SAINTS!!

by Metal Master August 26, 2006

hip hop

a shit type of music and lifestyle choice that has no place in the New World, something only chavs and wannabe wiggers listen to

Man: That hip-hop is shit, play something with a bit of fucking talent.
Hip hop fanatic: *lost for words that someone has stood up to him/her*

by Metal Master September 30, 2005

Riders of the Apocalypse

The many unacountable people who are the male and female offspring of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. These people ride black horses, listen to heavy metal and rock and goth music, they ride the night and answer only to the Metal Inquisition. They ride through and burn chav villages and towns, leaving nothing in their wake. Male members are known as riders, female members are known as Angels Of Death.

The Riders of the Apocalypse charged in, destroying the village as they went, killing all who stood in their way

by Metal Master January 13, 2006

Mosh Pit

Formed by Metalheads/Rockers/Moshers/Punks as a form of dance and can (sometimes) be used as a highly effective death sentence for Chavs

Metalhead at concert: Mosh Pit!

by Metal Master October 4, 2005

Orc

someone uncivilised or genrally annoying, usually atributed to londoners

Don't go to london, that city is full of orcs

by Metal Master January 3, 2016

Brotherhood of Metal

An ancient religion set up by Metalheads/Moshers/Rockers/Goths that has very fine layers that must be respected, can als be called the Sisterhood of Metal for female members, the layers/ranks are as follows:

Air Guitarist
Preacher of Metal
Priest of Metal
Psyker of Metal
Metal Seer Council Member
Prophet of Metal
Representitive of Seers
God of Metal
The Brotherhood of Metal also has it's own army, that being
Soldier of Metal
Chavhunter
Commander
Judge of Metal (Not to be confused as a person who decides what Metal bands are good/bad, but a person who can issue a Mosh Pit Death sentence to a Chav scumbag

me: I'm a member of the Brotherhood of Metal.
Friend: a good and well respected religion then.

by Metal Master September 27, 2005