Metal Master's definitions

Mosh Pit

Formed by Metalheads/Rockers/Moshers/Punks as a form of dance and can (sometimes) be used as a highly effective death sentence for Chavs

Metalhead at concert: Mosh Pit!

by Metal Master October 4, 2005

hip hop

a shit type of music and lifestyle choice that has no place in the New World, something only chavs and wannabe wiggers listen to

Man: That hip-hop is shit, play something with a bit of fucking talent.
Hip hop fanatic: *lost for words that someone has stood up to him/her*

by Metal Master September 30, 2005

Riders of the Apocalypse

The many unacountable people who are the male and female offspring of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. These people ride black horses, listen to heavy metal and rock and goth music, they ride the night and answer only to the Metal Inquisition. They ride through and burn chav villages and towns, leaving nothing in their wake. Male members are known as riders, female members are known as Angels Of Death.

The Riders of the Apocalypse charged in, destroying the village as they went, killing all who stood in their way

by Metal Master January 13, 2006

St Helens

The best team in the Superleague, nobody can beat St Helens!!

St Helens just won the Powergen Cup Final, a score of 42-12. Next Stop: The Superleage Grand Final! COME ON YOU SAINTS!!

by Metal Master August 26, 2006

KFC

A horrible place to work, I know, I once worked there, you can get food poisoning from the chicken they serve, the secret ingredients are flour, something that looks almost like garden herbs and salt (Not exactly secret when you've got all, if not two of the ingredients at home and readily alavilble) a place that makes Nazi Germany look like a tourist destination. I was sacked because I refused to serve out of date food to customers, (we had a new boss who was Satan who had managed to posses a human body that wanted the old food shifting, the more simple idea would be to dispose of the chicken in the bins at the back) do yourself a favour, don't work at KFC
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken

KFC Manager: Can you please serve the customers the out of date Chicken?
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!

by Metal Master October 10, 2005

Roadie

Person who sets up band equipment, tunes up guitars, is sometimes paid from the band, and who always pisses and moans about his bad back.

"Our roadie is always moaning about his bad back!"

by Metal Master September 29, 2005