Definitions by Mental Midget

diving into the red sea 

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

diving into the red sea by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

Beave 

Beaver, Muff, Bush, Pussy, Vagina, Furry Taco.

"Gosh Ward, you were a little hard on the Beave last night."

Beave by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

Touching Cotton 

When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".

Sometimes referred to as "crowning".

I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".

also

I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".

Touching Cotton by Mental Midget November 15, 2003