Definitions by MemeLord420/69

Coffee Table 

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever

Coffee Table by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

Denim Poke by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016