Max

A Max is a person who typically shags their cat named penny between 10-11 on a Tuesday morning.

Your a Max, you stupid cat owner

by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019

Melvin

A Melvin is person who typically takes the job of a bank manager based on his name.

That Melvin is definitely a bank manager, you can tell by his name said Jess

by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019