shitmelon

The coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. Meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling shit, or a shit so massive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.
Holy shitmelon, Batman!
by MelonMan April 30, 2005
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Gunpush

The art of crossing your arms and pushing out your biceps in photos to make your 'guns' look bigger/hench
'Look at that skinny guy throwing a gunpush for the photo'
by Melonman September 11, 2012
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