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I searched and searched for dick and I could not find anything above standard until I found Paul's premium dick.
Anything below 5 inches is considered standard. Anything above 6 inches is premium dick.
His premium dick was so good I thought he was going to charge a premium dick.
Anything below 5 inches is considered standard. Anything above 6 inches is premium dick.
His premium dick was so good I thought he was going to charge a premium dick.
by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026
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I was having sex with my girlfriend and I didn't take off all of my clothes. She literally backed her behind into my t-shirt and i had her pussy on a t-shirt.
When someone passes away in the inner city and other parts of the city, the person who dies has their pictures put on a t-shirt as a memorial. To keep their memory alive and the same can be said when you put pussy on a t-shirt
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I didn't take off all of my clothes. She literally backed her behind into my t-shirt and i had her pussy on a t-shirt.
by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026
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A play on words using Lil Wayne's rap song, "Best Rapper Alive" as the origin.
A play on words using Lil Wayne's rap song, "Best Rapper Alive" as the origin.
by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026
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