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best cracker alive

Cracker was initially used to describe white plantation owners who would use whips on slaves. The whip made a Crack giving them the name cracker. Best cracker alive is a nickname for a white male who loves every person regardless of race, regardless if they are rich or poor, and who possesses a Godly amount of swagger.

A play on words using Lil Wayne's rap song, "Best Rapper Alive" as the origin.
I am the best cracker alive, the best cracker alive
by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026
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pussy on a t-shirt

Paul has been killing vagina for so long that he started putting pussy on a t-shirt.

When someone passes away in the inner city and other parts of the city, the person who dies has their pictures put on a t-shirt as a memorial. To keep their memory alive and the same can be said when you put pussy on a t-shirt

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I didn't take off all of my clothes. She literally backed her behind into my t-shirt and i had her pussy on a t-shirt.
I have been killing pussy for so long and I started putting pussy on a t-shirt back in '95
by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026
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Premium dick

I searched and searched for dick and I could not find anything above standard until I found Paul's premium dick.

Anything below 5 inches is considered standard. Anything above 6 inches is premium dick.

His premium dick was so good I thought he was going to charge a premium dick.
by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026
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