Markled

"To have your testicle removed by your dead mothers stalker"

"How was the date with Megron Hindley?

...mate I mentioned Jeffery's yacht video and she nearly Markled me, I'm just glad I had that pumpkin on my lap, Holy shit she was like a piranha "

by Meigal September 11, 2021

Prince Harry'd

Pussy whipped/shocked, by a psycho stalker who wants to he your dead mum.

"Mate, I owe you, that was so close to being Prince Harry'd, when I smelled my late mums perfume I got the hell out of there"

by Meigal September 11, 2021