Mechanical Bride's definitions

carpe diem

How people back then said yolo

Grandparent When She Was A Child: Wanna go have a pie eating contest?

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Hmm....
Grandparent When She Was A Child: Oh, come on. Carpe diem!

Grandparent's Friend When She Was A Child: Oh, fine.

by Mechanical Bride January 12, 2016

pickle

1) A type of food
2) Another name for a dick

1) Mmmm. Pickles are the best food ever.

2) Tickle, tickle, here comes my pickle.

by Mechanical Bride January 7, 2016