2 definitions by Meaty Pablo

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.
"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."
by Meaty Pablo November 17, 2007
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Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.
"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"
by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008
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