"I was an A+ student until Nachos."
by Me Myself and I November 15, 2003
A man who only shows up when he's horny, is nowhere to be found on payday and swears he's a muslim when Christmas comes around.
"My baby daddy didn't get our baby no Easter outfit, cuz he said he's Jewish now and can't go against his religion to celebrate Easter"
by Me Myself and I July 29, 2003
by me myself and i May 03, 2005
a tube, shaped food that consists of dog testicles, cat eyeballs, moose noses, raccoon spleens and other wholesome animal parts
by Me Myself and I July 29, 2003