Baby Daddy

A man who only shows up when he's horny, is nowhere to be found on payday and swears he's a muslim when Christmas comes around.

"My baby daddy didn't get our baby no Easter outfit, cuz he said he's Jewish now and can't go against his religion to celebrate Easter"

by Me Myself and I July 29, 2003

hot dogs

a tube, shaped food that consists of dog testicles, cat eyeballs, moose noses, raccoon spleens and other wholesome animal parts

I ate a hotdog yesterday...I'm in the hospital today

by Me Myself and I July 29, 2003

only the hottest baddest mann alive anyone that hates is gay

by me myself and i May 02, 2005

An operating system designed to help learn them cpsc majors why they should drop out.

"I was an A+ student until Nachos."

by Me Myself and I November 14, 2003