Mayonaisse Man's definitions

duffle bag

the act of warming ones nuts (i.e. in the shower) to a point that they sag as low as they can possibly go and then placing them on someone's face so that they go from ear to ear.

That guys nuts were so huge, I tried to tea bag him and he duffle bagged me instead.

by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011

Patty Duke

When you ask the girl you're with to pretend to be your long lost cousin for sexual purposes.

That girl was so hot she reminded me of my cousin, Tanquaray, so I asked her for a Patty Duke.

by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011