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This definition should be enough for neckbearded pony humpers to stop using that game as a laughing stock of reddit.

A game hated on by neckbearded, pony humping, reddit incel minecraft fanbabies.

I personally don't understand the hate for the game. I think it's a good game in my opinion. FUCK THE MICROTRANSACTIONS! It's the gameplay I'm talking about. It's like you're playing Minecraft and Gears Of War. I think the graphics look perfect for an 8th gen console and any future consoles like the PS5. It's kinda like a Nintendo game combined with a Microsoft Xbox or Sony PlayStation exclusive game in my opinion.

And I'm tired of the unoriginal FoRtNiTe BaD MiNeCrAfT GoOd memes uttered by brainless redditors and 4channers who think they're a "contrarian" because they bash the game when in reality, they're just a 300 pound basement dweller who marries his anime bodypillow. They even go far to call all people who play it "Virgins" when they don't even know what a girlfriend is.

I think the collaborations with other characters are cool. Seeing characters I grew up with like Kratos from God Of War and Master Chief from Halo. I'm also tired of the stereotype that all Fortnite players are 9 year olds. Do you see the T rating? It means it's for teens!

What pisses me off, is that if someone mentions Fortnite or Anything that has the slightest trace of Fortnite, they'll be trolled and bombarded with hate comments, downvotes, and death threats. People can be cruel sometimes.
Anyone who hates Fortnite is a Graphics Whore and or a neckbearded Minecraft, PUBG, and Call Of Duty Fanboy.
by Maya Butreeks April 8, 2021
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One of the only good COD games alongside Black Ops 1, 2, and 3, and Modern Warfare 2.
Let's go play some Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the Xbox!
by Maya Butreeks March 22, 2021
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Person 1: Hey. Wanna play some melee on The Cube?
Person 2: FUCK YEAH!
by Maya Butreeks December 25, 2020
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Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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God Of War is the best PS2 game. It has aged pretty well for such an awesome DVD console.
by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021
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An Absolute Masterpiece! A christian cartoon that has aged quite well over the years. The older episodes always kicked ass. Even the animation in the earlier episodes was hilarious at times(eg, Bob stretching into the camera and the animation errors.) This show is about a tomato named Bob and a SpongeBob-ish cucumber named Larry. The duo re-enact bible stories and do music videos and skits. This show was part of my childhood growing up. And I'm so glad to see it get turned into meme material.
VeggieTales Excerpt:

Bob: But It's Time Now To Talk About What We Learned Today.

Larry: Sings the What Have We Learned Today song

Bob: Larry, You Know How I Feel About That Song.

Larry: Continues singing

Bob: very annoyed

Sees the sink valve

Turns on sink

Larry: Hey! That's Cold!

Bob: Now, It's Time To Talk About What We Learned Today. Right Larry?

Larry: I'm Wet!
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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