Definitions by Maxwell P. Neudelman

Stretch 

Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).

I burned down some top-shelf stretch and felt like time itself was stretching.

Stretch by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023

Caught in IMAX 

It’s like being caught in 4k, but even more red-handed or heavily documented.

Bro 1: Did you hear how Jacon got busted stealing DXM from dollar tree?

Bro 2: Yeah Bro, there was a cop standing right outside who happened to be FaceTiming the attorney general. Fuck getting caught in 4k, he got caught in IMAX.

Caught in IMAX by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023