Caught in IMAX

It’s like being caught in 4k, but even more red-handed or heavily documented.

Bro 1: Did you hear how Jacon got busted stealing DXM from dollar tree?

Bro 2: Yeah Bro, there was a cop standing right outside who happened to be FaceTiming the attorney general. Fuck getting caught in 4k, he got caught in IMAX.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023

Stretch

Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).

I burned down some top-shelf stretch and felt like time itself was stretching.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023