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Sharkeisha Syndrome

The negative outlook that there will never be a fight video that will top the Sharkeisha attack. 1 in 4 white males suffer from this syndrome.
Charles: Let's go to World Star and watch some fuckery.

Bob: Eh. I'm just not into them anymore. I think I am suffering from Sharkeisha Syndrome.
by Maxwell Hauser January 8, 2014
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Pocket Pinch

The art of placing one's hand in their pocket and pinching their scrotum to satisy an itch discreetly.
Dylan: Man, I have got a severe itch on my nuts but feel a bit weird scratching it in the mall.

Dave: Dude, just put your hand in your pocket and utilize the pocket pinch. No one will catch on.
by Maxwell Hauser November 19, 2013
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