Definitions by Max headroom

earlton blaster 

Getting blasted in the face with breast milk

She gave me the Earlton blaster last night

earlton blaster by Max headroom May 19, 2016

Twob 

A twob is someone of whom is the combination of a twat and knob. When one or the other just isn't enough, the term twob is the acceptable insult.

"That guy is a right twob."

"I hate that twob."

"Hey, isn't that the twob who stole your umbrella?"

Twob by Max Headroom February 6, 2013