New Jersey

One bitchin' state where all these losers are hatin' because they're just jealous of the superiority. They can't handle east coast champions Nets or Stanely Cup winning Devils. So suck your penis or dildo you haters.

Dude: Yo man i was in Jersey
Fat Dude: No way man thats so fucking awesome!

by Max S. April 03, 2004

Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. April 01, 2004

spladam

A term used to describe an explosion or exciting event.

I went to go see my ho and then spladam bitch!

I hit the switch on the nuke and then spladam

by Max S. April 01, 2004