Twob

A twob is someone of whom is the combination of a twat and knob. When one or the other just isn't enough, the term twob is the acceptable insult.

"That guy is a right twob."

"I hate that twob."

"Hey, isn't that the twob who stole your umbrella?"

by Max Headroom February 05, 2013

earlton blaster

Getting blasted in the face with breast milk

She gave me the Earlton blaster last night

by Max headroom May 04, 2016