Definitions by Mavis Magillacutty

farkinlot 

when you pull up in the food lion parking lot and have to take a shit

Man, I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t even grab a cart. I had to run straight to the bathroom.

farkinlot by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020

farkinlot 

when you pull into the Food Lion parking lot and have to take a shit

I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t hold it in- I didn’t even get a cart, just ran to the bathroom. After I left, the produce guy yelled, “Damn.” My wife wouldn’t go into the grocery store after that.

farkinlot by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020

gillatoe

a toe with a toenail long enough to behead an insect or small rodent when positioned perpendicular to the floor and lowered quickly.

Melvin just gillatoe'd that roach on the back porch.

gillatoe by Mavis Magillacutty February 22, 2011