Maurice Del Taco's definitions

Albino Porn

Something that has never and will never exist.

I was googling albino porn the other day and I couldn't find shit!

by Maurice Del Taco March 4, 2010

The Dark Side of the Moon

What one says when they're going to get high and listen to the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie?

Guy 2: No I can't man, I'm going to The Dark Side of the Moon.

by Maurice Del Taco February 5, 2010