Definitions by Mau-Man
Fellatio Farming
The social practice of acquiring as many blowjobs within a certain time limit as humanly possible. Usually resulting in the inevitable judgement between a high tier fellatio servicing as compared to a less sought-after but substantial performance from the opposite party.
It would be wise to not brag about your head game around me Megan. Once I start FELLATIO FARMING there’s no telling when I’ll stop.
Fellatio Farming by Mau-Man October 7, 2026
Slosh for Slosh
The act of trading or bartering sloppy saliva covered head with another party, often offering similar to the same market value.
Hey Lisa, all that talking about going band for band got me curious when you’ll finally come to your senses & go slosh for slosh.
Slosh for Slosh by Mau-Man September 11, 2026
Closed Door Experience
A less common & more socially acceptable euphemism referring to releasing one’s built up fecal matter behind the closed bathroom door. More commonly referred to as “taking a shit.”
Sydney, go ahead and order whatever dessert you think looks good. I need to hit the men’s room and have a closed door experience.
Closed Door Experience by Mau-Man July 20, 2026
Testicular Stand-off
When 2 or more male personnel’s grab and cuff-link their balls to fight to the death, while only using their cuffed balls as weapons. No other gestures can be implemented during this show down.
When I went to my friends house, my two friends got into an implication In regards to feeling if their manhood was threatened. This altercation was then settled by having a testicular Stand-off.
Testicular Stand-off by Mau-Man October 16, 2020