2 definitions by Matttttttttttt

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When you trip and fall into a cow pie, and a little bit of bovine turd manages to get past your lips as you struggle to get on your feet.
John had his first cowmunion this morning by the dairy pasture. He smells horrible.
by Matttttttttttt November 22, 2014
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When you smoke weed and drink so you are high and drunk at the same time.
Man lets all get ekoms up in here and go to the bar.
by Matttttttttttt July 27, 2007
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