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Matthew

Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not
Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?
by Matthews lover October 10, 2018
mugGet the Matthewmug.

Gael Garcia

Gael is usually a short teenager who beats his meat a lot... He is a nice guy with greasy looking hair too. His is penis is 3 inches to be exact also. Girls like him but he dosent love them back. His sugar daddy is Spider-Man.
Person 1: Woah, did you hear what happened to gael garcia ?

Person 2:Yeah, he got webbed up by spiderman😉
by Matthews lover October 11, 2018
mugGet the Gael Garciamug.

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