Matthew Wood's definitions
A proverbial mode of transport for travelling through locations such as Memory Lane, invented by MC Paul Barman.
by Matthew Wood May 19, 2004
Get the Backinthedaycyclemug. Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004
Get the Shelf Wobblermug.