Definitions by Matthew Ohrenberg

LaserBurn 

To recieve extreme Burns or Laceration by Matthew Ohrenberg

You've been LaserBurnt

LaserBurn by Matthew Ohrenberg June 20, 2003

GoofyRetard 

To have been Beaten so Severely to Cause mental difficulties, Sillyness, Unable to control bladder functions and to be utterly Stupid.

you've been beaten into a GoofyRetard

GoofyRetard by Matthew Ohrenberg June 20, 2003