Matthew Newman's definitions

bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.

He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!

by Matthew Newman August 2, 2007

petered

A polite way of telling someone that things are more difficult because someone got in your way. (Peter being a slang term used to refer to male genitalia; screwed)

I would have had this project done but I got petered.

by Matthew Newman October 14, 2007