Definitions by Matthew M

hoe 

a female that sleeps with everyone

Jasmine is a hoe, because i slept with her yesterday and you slept with her today

hoe by Matthew M July 15, 2008

Alchwitz 

When you go into a crowded elevator, wait until the doors close and fart.

Of course, just when I have to go to the top floor, someone laysdown an alchwitz.

Alchwitz by Matthew M July 9, 2006

Chewbacca butt 

When you fart and the sound that accompianies it sounds like Chewbacca's scream.

A guy is standing in the bathroom, tries to shit but only a Chewbacca butt comes out. Accordingly, the theme song to Empire Strikes Back starts to play through the intercom.

Chewbacca butt by Matthew M May 18, 2006

five dollar haircut 

Five dollar haircut (aka Supercuts)

As Supercuts charges 5 dollars for a haircut, a five dollar haircut is a really sharp cut in the game of pool. This usually results with the cue ball traveling uncontrollably around the table, and ends with a fucked up leave. Just like a haircut at Supercuts.

Shit... you going for the five dollar haircut?

five dollar haircut by Matthew M May 15, 2006

biodisiac

bio·di·si·ac Pronunciation Key (Bio-dz-k, -dz-)
adj.

1. When a part of the anatomy drives a woman into a state of uncontrollible lust.

2. A penis that is so lage that a woman cannot control her sexual desires.

3. People that get turned on by getting pissed or shit on.

Bitch... crack-a-lack, roll that back right along my biodisiac!

biodisiac by Matthew M May 15, 2006