Definitions by Matt Stazjic

Sandy Turd Flex (STF) 

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

Sandy Turd Flex (STF) by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Boner stretch 

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

Boner stretch by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Boner stretch 

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

Boner stretch by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

turd humper 

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

turd humper by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016