Matt Noogertson's definitions

noogert

A person passing beyond the level of a regular noob, to ascend to such a level of noobocity to classify them as a noogert.

Boy A, "Stop teamkilling!"
Boy B, "Everyone knows teammates make the best kills!"
Boy A, " Stfu noogert."

by Matt Noogertson April 19, 2006

Cracker

A wafer of wheat, flour or other grain type produce generally for the purpose of eating. Commonly consumed by the ill. Also is used by black people as a reference to white people.

"That cracker had a delicious taste."

"That's the palest cracker ass white boy I ever seen!"

by Matt Noogertson April 19, 2006

Nigdar

A combination of Nigger and Raydar. Commonly used by white supremascists, racists, or the Klu Klux Klan as a way to detect near by black people. Nigdar use has been reported in southern regions of the United States. Although it's popularity has died down, there are still secluded incidents of nigdar's throughout the US.

"Klansmen, my nigdar is picking up a large quantity of negroes, gather your rope!"

by Matt Noogertson April 19, 2006