Rice Rocket

A term meaning strange Buddhist Asian that is named Thomas that thinks he is a mercenary basically a pathetic worm.
"Hey Matt, check out rice rocket!" "wow what a fag."
by Matt Kuhns December 16, 2009
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puggle stomp

to stomp a worthless retarded dog to death for 3 hours straight till it is a bloody pile of pulp
by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008
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Jordan

Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books
DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!
by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008
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