Matt Kuhns's definitions

Rice Rocket

A term meaning strange Buddhist Asian that is named Thomas that thinks he is a mercenary basically a pathetic worm.

"Hey Matt, check out rice rocket!" "wow what a fag."

by Matt Kuhns December 16, 2009

puggle stomp

to stomp a worthless retarded dog to death for 3 hours straight till it is a bloody pile of pulp

Yea Matt puggle stomp that bitch!

by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008

Jordan

Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books

DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!

by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008