Definitions by Matt Knight

wurzel 

soft in the head argricultural types

"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.

wurzel by matt knight May 25, 2005

wounded 

When its gone pear shaped.

Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped

Guy: Wounded

wounded by Matt Knight November 17, 2004

shire 

Crashed and burned, as did my shares in Shire. When it game overs basically.

Guy: Its done a shire

Girl: Yup

shire by Matt Knight November 17, 2004