wounded

When its gone pear shaped.
Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped

Guy: Wounded
by Matt Knight November 17, 2004
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shire

Crashed and burned, as did my shares in Shire. When it game overs basically.
Guy: Its done a shire

Girl: Yup
by Matt Knight November 17, 2004
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wurzel

soft in the head argricultural types
"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.
by matt knight May 25, 2005
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