Matt Knight's definitions

shire

Crashed and burned, as did my shares in Shire. When it game overs basically.

Guy: Its done a shire

Girl: Yup

by Matt Knight November 17, 2004

wounded

When its gone pear shaped.

Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped

Guy: Wounded

by Matt Knight November 17, 2004

wurzel

soft in the head argricultural types

"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.

by matt knight May 25, 2005