chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"
Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"
by Matt Damon young October 09, 2009
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spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.
Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here
by Matt Damon young April 16, 2017
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