Definitions by Matt Damon young

spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.

Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here

spitting fudge by Matt Damon young April 16, 2017

More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle 

A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.

Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle by Matt Damon young February 6, 2017

chuff grenade 

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

chuff grenade by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009