Matt Baumann's definitions

Muff

a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.

Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.

by Matt Baumann December 9, 2008

Dickburt

The state of being easily offended by funny comments because they don't line up with your grandmother's beliefs. See Also: dickhurt

Don't make fun of his wife or I'll be so dickburt I'll cry.

by Matt Baumann October 10, 2019