Definitions by Matt |2

workahol 

n. What workaholics are addicted to

Wife: Honey, are you cheating on me?
Husband: No... Why?
Wife: You're always home so late.
Husband: Argh, I know. They must be putting something into the workahol.
Wife: Crystal was right! You ARE a workaholic.

workahol by Matt |2 November 22, 2006

Shopahol

n. What shopaholics are addicted to

Husband: Why are these credit card bills so high?!
Wife: I dunno...
Husband: I thought you quit doing Shopahol!
Wife: (sobs) I... I'm still a shopaholic.

Shopahol by Matt |2 November 22, 2006

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat by Matt |2 August 28, 2006

Demolition Derby 

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

Demolition Derby by Matt |2 May 9, 2006

barbequeue 

The line by the hotdog or hamburger stand. Mutt of barbecue and queue.

Man 1: Dude, are you hungry?
Man 2: I'm starved -- and it's only the second inning
Man 1: I'm gonna go get a hot dog
Man 2: But the line's really long now
Man 1: Dude, if I don't go now, I'll be in that barbequeue FOREVER
Man 2: Good point. Here's $50. Get me a Coke, garlic fries and some seeds while you're at it
Man 1: Fine, but I'm keeping the change

barbequeue by Matt |2 May 5, 2006