Matt (Crusty Muffin Man)'s definitions

Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007